h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry ladies the REAL man has arrived !!!

Will that be cash or visa ???

Bummer
Apart from M.K*, that's the longest one going.....

I assume that you forgot my entry...

*hastily reading backlog
My apologies, Seven & my sympathies
*{{HUG}}

'Sokay, GB. *beatific smile*

I am resigned to my fate; it makes life less complex without the whole sex thing.

Still, my abstention is more down to circumstances than to my lack of... magnetism, shall we say. YOU try getting any if you're sleeping in the living room of a 4-room flat that you share with a relative.

{{HUGS BACK}}

Mad Gerald - (Gigolo For Hire...)??

Just what this thread needs.
What's your speciality?

Erm, no thanks!
Enough trouble trying to fit my sex-life around one teenage son & a 7 year old hyperactive son....who never sleeps...
*returns hug*

how on earth did Mad Gerald find his way here? I swear, that man is stalking me...

Lucky you.

*puzzles* are we talking about the same Mad Gerald???

I meant lucky you to be so popular you got a stalker. I don't know Mad Gerald, is he bad news?

If he charges for sexual favours, he's bad news

hehe... wouldnt say bad news... (fun news definite!) just not quite the person to get too close to.... the smell can get quite overwhelming

try someone nice... like MK.... though I shouldnt really be saying that too loudly!

Maybe you could sort out an introduction for me ddgb?

hmm... find your way to his page (he was here earlier and flirt slightly on his page... he'll find you soon enough!

though there are rings on his page with FC written underneath... grrr....

If he's taken, I won't bother then.
I don't steal other women's men.
Not unless no one's looking.

LOL! Its never stopped him before!

That reminds me of a joke, Mina.
"Woman one to Woman Two....How many husbands have you had?
Woman Two....Twelve, including yours.....

Very good Babe, here's one of my favourites atm.
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind - No business


Maybe I will casually stroll over there when I see his URL ddgb. I've nothing against just saying hi!

Any more jokes, while we're at it?
A good laugh takes your mind off being celibate....