h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*offers hanky
Oh, alright then Matthew...
Wow, you have the most gorgeous pair of eyes I have ever seen!
I feel like I could lose myself in them! Oh, I've come over all funny, catch me quick, I think I'm going to faint!
{swoon}
*opens one eye
*looks at M.K*
Well, don't just stand there holding me, are you going to book a room?

I think I scared the poor guy off
Oh, well, back to the celibacy thread...

~22 days+ {still counting }

just for the record, though you obviously didnt hear it from me....

it would be a massive 8 weeks and 2 days....


but then again, i guess thats just me being faithful.... I hate him not being here, even though we may not be in a relationship when he returns.... and I've stayed friends with both of my past lovers.....

ddgb -
would you like to discuss this in my Quiet Corner in my Beauty Shoppe? MUCH more private.....

Hang on to your hats - I'm on a year and counting.



However, I'm somewhat cheered up by the fact that I still have a reputation for being a tart after some distinctly... um, interesting encounters at uni.

*sighs* My brief male sexual peak... wasted...

...like *watermelons*, I tell you!

Watermelons?

I have a reputation for being a tart, especially with my son's dad. He rang up tonight and kept asking if he got me out of bed, then waffled on about the bloke I am currently seeing for a while, then said he could see another male friend's car was outside my house again. Aha, so that's why he asked if he got me out of bed.
He thinks I am slutting around!
This doesn't really go with the topic of celibacy at all, but it's about sex in general.

I would have been tempted to say, "No, you didn't get me out of bed, but you did interrupt me from the best sh...ing session I have ever had in my WHOLE life, and which I'll be getting straight back to, as soon as I put the phone down!

hehe... where is this quiet little corner GB? I may need to find it soon

It's in my Beauty Shoppe, A415522, ddgb.
Drop by, anytime. If I'm busy, I'll give you an appointment, asap.

I just want to say the round the world trip was worth it G.B !!!

I think you can safely say after all that, that not only is my 'clock' rewound, but positively in reverse !!!

Although, I wasn't too impressed when you asked your friend to help out...

BTW The Romans had a rather quaint custom...

So if you all meet around G.B's you will find us both very accomodating !!!

M.K*

hmm... oh and last night solved my 2 month problem... though perhaps not quite the way it should have been who knows. i may have opened an even bigger bag of probs than i had to begin with...

Rude girl

That's a bit cryptic ddgb, happy and sad faces??

sorry... were for MKs comments..


the were for my sit....

M.K* is talking about pulling out body & facial hair with tweezers....
Which is number one on my list of torture treatments....

Ouch!! Don't remind me I have to do my middle eyebrow later.

Sorry, DD.
So whose clocks are still ticking then?
That's M.K* & ddgb sorted, although M.K*s has started again, cos I just kidnapped him & carted him off to the island for his trial...
BWAHAHA

DD - leave your eyebrows alone! Bushy eyebrows are sexy....

Not the whole way across though

I beg to differ....joined up eyebrows donate sexiness.

That all depends on what they're joined to...

Just for the record, my celibacy started on November 22 1999 - which was nine months ago yesterday - not that I'm counting.