h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see now, GB, some sort of "performance".
Well, I am going out into the garden now, while the sun is at it's hotest and most savage to top up my tan.
gotta look devasting in my bikini.
See you all later!

Well, I'd follow you out there Mina just to make sure the insects don't attack you...

...but, not in my condition...

Thanks G.B !!!

You just wait until E.V gets into one of the staterooms...

M.K*

*dashes back in panting (that's the effect GB has)

Missed the damn Cleethorpes bus!

What the time of the next one you're going to miss ???

M.K*

September - this is the north of England you know.

LOL !!!

Well, don't go sheltering in any 'local' shops...

M.K*

hmm... what would you know of that..

The insects didn't attack me, and I am a lovely shade of golden brown, getting goldener (?) everyday.

Shame about missing the bus Shellers, maybe next month.

Now I am about to go and get bendy and stretchy with my friend on my living room floor. (Doing Yoga! You lot are teriible....)

Where's Will Jenkins when you need him?

If I get my way he will be in my dungeon quicksmart!

If I manage to get a dungeom that is.

Hehehehehe
I can't wait till he reads that!
Get that ambulance back & on standby.
*ROFL*

Buses in Cleethorpes!!!!

Boy they've gone up market there these days have they.

I'm very careful, Babe, I won't break him.

There'll be no need for hospitals.

*scurries out quickly in search of a bus*

ummmmmm I know this is a real shame, boys, but Mina doesn't live in Cleethorpes....

I don't mean to scare people off. Don't run away DD!
If I get a dungeon attendance will be on a totally voluntary basis.

Oh a voluntary dungeon. MAybe I do like the sound of that.

Of course, once you are in there, you might not want to leave...

What's all this about dungeons? Did I miss something while I was at the bus stop?

The bus!!!