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LOL Ivor - now we'll have a rivalry to find out who's been celibate most times in one day !

.. back to the memoirs for me on that.

BJ

That's not nice MK. It's a good job all my clothing is wipe-clean these days.
It is possible that it is only an extended coffee break, as I expect I'll give in under the pressure and sleep with the stupid b*****d again, just for the sex.

Give in under pressure? I would given half a chance...

I've gone off him and don't even like him anymore, but unfortunately he's very good at sex, so it's a bit difficult to say no to him.
I'm too weak-willed.

.. two week willed, Mina ?

(couldnt resist)

BJ

I'm back - and still celibate......
Saving myself? Hmmmmmmmmm........

I define celibacy counting from when you first realize you're missing it, therefore you are thinking about it more, so you calculate back from the last time.....to now. More often or not it's a ploy to gain people's sympathy {and hopefully, affections!}....
By the way, I think it would be most discourteous if any of us "celibates" were to "get some" and then brag about it here, {with the exeption of Mina - her input is always welcome as it is almost always hilarious}.....much nicer would be to just drop off visiting this forum for a decent while & join again when the "clock" starts ticking again......Everyone agreed? Good....
er....I am only suggesting this because I thought, er, in the event of, er, hmmmmm....well if you don't hear from me for a while, don't you all worry about me, will you?

It sounds as though you've already got plans made...

Who, ME????

I'm pleased that you think so highly of me Galaxy Babe.
In that case can you stop MK from throwing rotten tomatoes at me please?

My pleasure Mina......
*sets off in search of M.K* carrying a large bag containing certain items....

*goof walks in, looks at his watch, walks out again*

Blimey, that's not bad. He can time it on his watch.

Makes my two weeks look like an eternity.

yep, but it'll be at least another 3 weeks so I'm sort of celibate.

You've come to the right place then.
I'm the only one allowed to post about getting any though, on the say-so of the owner.

I'm just mourning the fact that I'll be going without for three weeks (if I don't walk away in the mean time, which is always possible)

3 weeks isn't that long.

(says Miss Mina getting stroppy after less time than that.)

I'm not worried about getting stroppy, I'm worried about bits falling off.

Always a worry that, and of course, that you'll forget how it's done...
Yes, I am still here, Ivor, as you've now noticed

I'm sure if Goof forgets how it is done there will be someone who is only too happy to remind him.