h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder I he will ever grow up.
I wonder who he found desprat enough.
I wonder why I am not working.
I need a drink

Have any studies been done linking aggression to celibacy? I'm afraid I may hurt someone if I don't fall off the wagon soon.

Celibacy isn't nice. I've been celibate for well over a year and it's doing my fruit.

Afternoon all,

I'm still here and will have been celibate for exactly ten months in one hours time.

In answer to someone's question - yes celibacy does hurt. Well it makes my wrist ache anyway

I think the problem I have it that I'm just not considered attractive to the fairer sex. I'm just wondering how low things will get on that front, because it is amost at rock bottom now.

Everyone is attractive to someone, because people are attracted to different things, looks being the least important.
Most of the blokes I have been out with I didn't fancy straight away. I fell for them after getting to know their personalities.

If things hang low and nearly reach rock bottom, I'm surprised the women aren't flocking round

I'm talking about state of mind, but I do wish things *did* hand that low

*turns the other cheek*

{supportive hugs} to all the celibates out there...

*goes back to talking on ICQ*

Shellers, you old ACE you, you crack me up.
Petunia, your Guardian Angel says breathe deeply, hang on in there, smile sweetly and it'll happen babe.
Enjoy your date tonight, TCK.
Welcome Croz! Although I should be commisserating...
Mina is right, looks don't matter, size doesn't matter, personality does.

Thanks Annie, I hope you are doing ok. Have a nice night, and everyone else too... Look at what you do have, not what you don't have and you will get through everything that life can, and quite often does, throw at you.

Are the boys behaving? Give Andrew7 and LeeLee a hug from me, if you would be so kind.

Andy {getting ready to go out for a cuppa...hmmm coffee}

Thanks, GB.

*tries to force a sweet smile, which looks frighteningly like a grimace*

*gives Petunia a huge bouquet of sweet-smelling flowers and a massive box of chocolate chip cookies

That did the trick, thanks!

It'll be three weeks tomorrow...

Hello Emily
*hugs*
*offers chocolate biscuit

Many thanks...

*Emily eats the chocolate biscuit*

I'm still here too, don't I get a biscuit?

*pout*

LOL

*desperately trying not to remember this time last week*
~therapy smile~
Good morning everybody...
*helps herself to chocolate digestives she left out for everybody*

~hugs GB~