h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, am now officially single again. Luckily, I have wonderful friends who understand my plight and are doing their best to make life easier.

Here's to the good times!

*hugs the optimistic Researcher*

Thanks babe!

My attempt to shake off this curse once again as expected failed miserably. I ended up getting totally ratted instead and spent most of this morning being ill.

I think I'll become a Tibetan Monk and live up a mountain, if I'm to remain celibate I may as well do it in style.

I thought about being a nun at one point, but I couldn't cope with shaving my head (yes, I am a Buddhist... well, not quite... I'm supposed to be anyway... this is not a fashion statement religious conversion, I was born like this... consequently I have ended up with the Daoist-Buddhist Chinese hybrid thing, which is all very confusing, since we have gods... which if we were really Buddhist we wouldn't have... oh well...)

I think I may stay as I am so i'm less confoozled.

Still here....
Not many clocking in today, are there?
Must have been ~some~ Saturday night out there IRL.

Real life sucks... on a good day... LOL

Andy (who is really proud because he's just completed his 500th Seti@Home unit... woop and quite literally WOOP!}

Not really, I drunk too much too soon too quickly and eventually had to go home an hour early because I had trouble standing up.

And now I can't stop shaking.

*Writes lines on blackboard*

I will drink sensibly
I will drink sensibly
I will drink sensibly
I will drink sensibly...

Sometimes I wish I could drink too
Sometimes I wish I could drink too
Sometimes I wish I could drink too
Sometimes I wish I could drink too...

*sips hot chocolate*

(flies in, grabs hot chocolate from GB)
Thanks, I need that. No connection over the (Iranian) weekend, computer 2 days at doctor, connection still breaks up. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

what are you up to again, GB? I absolutely refuse to read the backlog on this congrats BTW for being in busiest forums. AND I'll bet you'r busy in Foxy Manor too ... what's important happening while I was dead? somebody please give me a summary - I feel so absolutely cut off!

Only 47 posts to go until M.K. tops himself... oops. 46.

Well, 46 now; my maths is very bad...

Evening all,

Well at least you all know that you can rely on my being the pillar of this establishment - ten months and two days now.

As with so many things, quality, not quantity...

The quantity's easy - zero!

I meant the quantity of time spent celibate.

Three weeks and a day ago... I was watching Rowan Atkinson eating watermelon in the nude... Approaching the third sex session of the day... Isn't life great...

Jamie.

Sorry... There should have been a comma in there somewhere...

Jamie.