h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What the hell are you doing here?!

How the hell did you know it was Rowan Atkinson's third of the day?

Okay, just checking in after a really uneventful weekend..

And since I haven't been here for a couple of days, I'd just like to point out that June was the month, it was back in the 90's but I can't remember the date or the exact year.... Probably not last year, though, cause I was busy moving and stuff in June last year.... Hmmm.... That is truly sad...

Never mind where the comma went, the thought of Rowan Atkinson in the nude is enough to make anyone remain voluntarily celibate.

It seems that I invaded the wrong forum ... I mean, as 28 year old virgin, celibacy is a closed book to me

My brother looks a bit like Rowen Atkinson, although I have no idea about in the nude. (thankfully.)
I had an uneventful weekend sex wise too.

Me too
Not this weekend though!

I'm sorry... but you came onto the LOF...

And... having read all the past messages for Celebacy, Virinity and Sexual Matters I think I rather like it here...

Jamie.

I think I'd better explain... sorry everyone, Jamie here is the person with whom I have sex. He also can't spell.

He's the one with whom you have sex! Oh so he's not the boyfriend then!

Perhaps I'd better just explain that everyone on here is the person with whom I don't have sex.

Well that's me successfully labelled then... Care to find a number for me?... or a file?

Jamie.

Oh, I am soooooo tempted....
The *STIFF* file works for me

Really? Don't you find it a bit rough?

Shellers, I was referring to Em's preferences...
Oh, dear, here's my son & he wants the pc.
Sorry to leave this lively debate, please don't hit the magic 1,000 post without me!

*considers the possiblity of spending the entire night posting to get up to 1000*
*drags herself off to the h2g2 addiction clinic... again...*

Tweetie, I'm with you.

Celibacy is a state of mind...

Do you think is you were lost at sea, on the hospital table or watching 'Songs of Praise' marathon on cable you would bemoan the fact you weren't getting a shag...

Alright, perhaps if you on a raft with Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt (choose where appropriate) the theory might fall down a little, but the basic tenent remains...

So for your sake, your friends sake who are to be honest a little sick of you bemoaning your fate, but especially for my sake...

Very definitely my sake...

* Holds up noose... *

Change that reasoning to at least 'I'm SOooo ugly, it's no wonder no one is so obliging as to 'roger me' senseless... '

That way it won't even register on your radar as anything to be remotely worried about...

Simply, the way of things...

...and it will seem like mana from Heaven when it finally does happen.

So, if you don't feel the need to post anything further, firstly:-

a) I'll still be alive.
b) I will be slightly happier than I may have otherwise.
c) I can get a connecting flight to Iran to 'sort' out Nim.
d) ...and hopefully she will be a little happier to boot.

So count your work as being humanitarian in nature...

M.K*

Well said M.K*....
Still here.....till Friday

Still here as well.

Still here also, but enjoying being single again.