h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'm looking no one got me one for my Birthday.

~hugs DD~

But things could be looking up if my horoscope was anything to go by.

You're Virgo or has Libra started now?
And what did it say?

I'm virgo.

hang on I'll go check the wording.

Darn it's a new one for the new day.

In the meantime, here's a true horoscope for you.

VIRGO
Someone secretly hates you.
Someone seethes with jealousy every time you sneeze.
This someone is quite close to you.
Ba BA ba BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The above is in place of creepy descending musical chords. We need to
express the seriousness here, people.
This person wants to be and have everything you have.
Lock up your significant other, glue down your china and consider sporting
a fake beard this week.

bummer, oh well, enjoy the true horoscope then.

Have no significant other so can't lock him up.

Just go with the fake beard then.

Cant I just get a fake tan instead far sexier.

You could, that seems ideal.

Heres a tip for a fake tan in 15 to 30 minutes: expose those parts you want tanned , pour cola allllll over them, and sit in the morning/afternoon sun for up to a half an hour. (check it every five minutes or so, until you've reached your intended shade...)

You just have to wach put for wasps I gess

I hate mornings they are to early to dark and to lonly

Me too
Still here.

Off to colladge now Will not be on H2g2 for a week or too I wil still be celabte when I get back
Bye for now
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Seeing as it's all getting awfully depressing in here, I love cold, crisp Winter mornings. The frost, the spider's webs, the frozen dog poo (well, perhaps not the frozen dog poo). You get the idea. I actually felt rather good this morning after a major sesh last night with my buddy. We discussed my Succubi's behaviour and he concurred wholeheartedly with my course of action. All in all, I think I have come through this remarkably unscathed.

Thought for the day:

If the forfeit is an obscene biological torture, play to lose!

Morning all,

I'm still here - it'll be ten months tomorrow.

Okay, my thought for the day.

I would rather die peacefully in my sleep like my father, than screaming in terror like his passengers.

*ROFL*
Shellers, I am glad you haven't lost your sense of humour! Would you repost that under my "thought for the day" forum?