h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That sounded like Yoda!

"Complain away I shall, mmmm hee hee hee".

I don't have an ex.

Yet.

Lucky you

Do you want to borrow one of mine? Any preference to gender?

At the moment? Male; female if I'm in the mood, though...

Ok I'm trying to remember if any of them had bi tendancies.

Uforninatly I am still here een more unfortinatly I will not be able to get online for a few weeks so The clock will have to be started when I get back.

*still here*
My clock started again on Monday morning didn't it, St.Bob?

I ment here love
you know I cannot enjoy my self with out anying Vince because he still did not work out why I was counting the first time he just knew where I was going

hi, it's late

you can have my ex, he's been trying to get me to pass out his number anyway.

Anyone who wants my ex had better watch out because;

1.) She lied to me.

2.) She deceived me.

3.) Whilst she was doing this, she didn't (and doesn't) care for me.

4.) She is in her late 30's, but has the mentaliity of an immature teenager.

5.) She has been stringing me along, hoping that her ex would forgive her and take her back, but also hoping that if that didn't happen, she would still have me.

6.) She is a lying Succubus.

I haven't pleasured myself for 3 days now. I just can't bring myself to do it. I know as soon as I start, that SHE will be in my fantasy, even though I hate her.

*supportive hugs*

...that DOES sound like a bit of a nightmare...

can't you try to think of something less horrible, like being tortured to death very slowly... but I guess that's pretty much the same thing sometimes.

I'm glad I'm not in the same "place" as you, my friend.

(Although I am in this forum *briefly*)

Dumped another one, eh CK?

Two weeks four days...

a week tonight...

Amateurs.

Yes.
I hate practising celibacy.
It's about time to look for a new man though, so I might have to go a while longer...