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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2015
When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2015
She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 20, 2015
If we give guns to wildlife, some poor hunter is going to have a hart attack.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 21, 2015
Would 
hallucinate if they took acid 
PS: More questions here:
http://www.idealistrevolution.org/23-science-questions-that-push-the-limits-of-human-stupidity/
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 21, 2015
The rock climber after a rocky start managed to reach the summit, where she took out her rock cakes and a tub of rock road ice cream out of her haversack and then listened to some rock music on her portable CD player where she spotted some sham-rock. She then began to reminiscence of her holiday at Sack-remento where she took part in The Hobbit musical where she played Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 21, 2015
Larry The Recluse had lived all alone and with himself up in the hills for 42 years so why he suddenly had a sex change operation was inexplicable to us.
But of course we now refer to him as Hilllarry
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 22, 2015
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2015
Ski holidays start on a high but go down hill from there.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2015
A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2015
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 22, 2015
Bankers might have their own interest at heart when discussing alone with you.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2015
"That's sound advice", like the helmsman said to the pilot as the latter told him to steer the ship into the middle of the narrow Belt
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 22, 2015
My old car was battered, but even after it gave up the ghost I continued to drive its spectral form. I was accused of wreckless driving.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 22, 2015
I played football against some rose-hips, at half time it was one itch
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 23, 2015
What do yopu get when you cross a donkey with a rose bush?
A hee hawthorn
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2015
He drove his car until the day of wreckoning.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 23, 2015
The hippies had roses in the hair which made them look hip amongst the hipsters who drank cordials made of rose hip syrup.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 23, 2015
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 23, 2015
Heartburn doesn't need to be stored, because it's found almost everywhere.
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