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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 8, 2015
They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 8, 2015
Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 8, 2015
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 8, 2015
By the time the final horse got his hay it was the last straw.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 8, 2015
The golfer dressed in a designer tea-shirt, when after playing a few rounds of golf at the Sandwich golf course would finish off with a cup of tea, a round of sandwiches and a slice of cake.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 8, 2015
Just as long as you don't drink formdehyde. But if you do, you may find that are well-preserved n old age .
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 9, 2015
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 9, 2015
Millie the village baker was going against the grain when she decided to bake bread only using ancient grains. It was a sorghum success when she bucked the trend with her buckwheat biscuits which were a-maize-ing. She even had a side line of selling her homemade bottles of barley wine which was sold to Barleyman Butterbur who is the Landlord of the tavern called 'The Jovial Fisherman'.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 9, 2015
The baker bought supplies oven necessary kind.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 9, 2015
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 9, 2015
It a curd to Miss Muffet that a spider was coming after her.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 9, 2015
Mary Mary quite contrary - huh! I preferred your sister anyway
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 10, 2015
The turtle had trouble getting dates because he had ereptile dysfunction.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 10, 2015
The baker mi-spelt some of the ingredients of his recipe for spelt and barley bread because he barley knew all the ingredients. Every fibre of his being made him feel that he must make sure his bread was full of fibre and had the allocated amount of grains and seeds so that people would not say that his business was going to seed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 10, 2015
The owners of the Health Food restaurant said they did not give a fig about what people thought about their new fig and date yoghurts as they were knew they would love their very hoppy tasting beer bread which was could at keeping various tummy ale-ments at bay.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 10, 2015
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 10, 2015
What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 10, 2015
The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in its own whey.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2015
A big chunk of cheese came to life and was serenaded at the local tavern with "For cheese a jolly good fellow."
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