h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Captain America was surprised to see Dr Bruce Banner wearing the star spangled banner during the Avengers 4th of July celebrations.

So enamored were the Greeks of Helen of Troy that a huge shopping mall was erected n her honor. Hers was the face that launched a thousand shops.

My Little canceled her participation in the weekly choir practice with the words "You will have to excuse me, but I'm a little hoarse"

I used to shoot with my it was a colt and I shaved with my gun, as that was a Remington

That's an expensive gun. How much did you have to pony up for it?

I nagged him that much he gave it me to shut me up. "He haw He haw" to have known better

Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce.

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

She was so thrifty she could smell a bargain a mall away.

The jockey had a night-mare about him losing tomorrows race.

A jockey wanted to be the city mare but things kept stallion until he got nagged.

Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.

Fast young horses are urged to make hay.

Neighsaying nags bridle when told that they have blinkered vision.

Too many horses were gathering around the barn. "She!" I said.

Sorry, "She" should have been "Shoe."

we went to the "nags head" but she wasn't in, so we went to the pub instead

How many pubs are there in Stead?

ok! we'll have TEA insTEAd

I prefer to have my in Formal