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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
Sirius Black had a sirius problem in keeping cool during the dog days of summer, especially when he transformed into a black dog.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
Death Eaters freshen their breath with Dementos.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
Even covered in salad dressing my lettuce looked bare, so I put some cloves on it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2015
I paid £100 for eight legs of venison. Do you think this was two deer?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 25, 2015
The doc wrote me that I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
I watched my father making blood sausage. I never sausage blood in my life.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
It was one of the wurst experiences I ever had.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
My father was curing meat in the smokehouse when he bent over the wrong way and became hamstrung.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 25, 2015
I used to drive a sausage, it was a banger
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
My nephew was walking on the beach and stepped on a sharp object which shell be nameless.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
"Nice birdy," he said when he saw a stormy petrel, but he was just gullible.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
The sky became very cloudy as we noticed a very large shell on the beach. It was the clam before the storm.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 25, 2015
I crossed a parrot with a lion, it sits on it's perch shouting "Polly wants a zebra"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 25, 2015
"Rockin' in the Free world" was blaring from a shell on the beach. It was Snail Young.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 25, 2015
does he sleep in a sea shanty ?
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