h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The prince scheduled a swim meet and a dance for the same time. He served spaghetti, and called it a Meet-ball.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

The compensation received by the Italian chef was a pretty penne.

When making macaroni and cheese I didn't use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.

Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.

Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are.

I woke up moist in the field, and wondered what I was going to dew.

I discovered some tiny evergreens at the edge of my lawn. "What do yew know?" I exclaimed.

Pundora - I mean Pandora - sends her love, paulh. I just got in touch with her again after several years of silence



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this concludes the test

...mist their/my way...

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

Last night I dreamed that Brenda Starr became an astronaut.

I threw some metal bits out of the airlock, they are now astronuts

If planes traveled through canals, would they go through airlocks?

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew.

It's evergreen and related to the pine but has no cones - perhaps yew can tell me what conifer tree it is.

Dental care in Panama is called a route canal

I wonder if you can get through the locks of the Panama Canal with Florida Keys?

The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.