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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 2, 2015
In Shepherds Bush the crafty shepherd was learning bush crafts via a radio programme from his Bush radio which left him feel rather bushed.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 3, 2015
Why does Thanos get unlimited hot drinks everywhere?
“He has the Gauntlet of Infinit- Tea!”
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 3, 2015
When Iron Man goes to the fairground, he always rides the ferrous wheel.
Thor forgot where he put Mjolnir. Then it came to him.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 3, 2015
Emma Frost and Ice man had a bit of a frosty start but with the help of Storm, really stormed ahead. Blink and you would have missed them. But I must say that AlienSuperMage might wanna check his lilandra as im coming through the raft.
I decree the Kree for Skrulling through it has shown it sown by someone clearly Inhuman. I'm not sure who started it, but I wouldn't put it Beyond 'er (or maybe it's a Gae-a?) to continue.
Given that, Wayping better S.H.I.E.L.D. himself for I'm going to AIM to have Wayping eat one Hulking Ban H.A.M.M.E.R.. His Brood-ing Punishment of a post history is nothing but a Blob of Wolverine Back hair.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 3, 2015
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 3, 2015
The blonde's hair fell out. She felt ablondoned.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 3, 2015
The septic system truck driver had a sweet tooth. He liked to visit the ice cream shop for a hot sludge fundae.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 3, 2015
I got lost one time while on the way to Cape Cod. Then I saw signs for Wareham. "Wareham I?" I wondered.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 3, 2015
She worked in a restaurant that served fish. Every time she opened the refrigerator, she would seafood.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 3, 2015
there was a fight in the fish and chip shop 2 haddock got battered and another it's jaw knocked out of plaice
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 4, 2015
barbie queued, but the heat got to her
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 4, 2015
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 4, 2015
His hair was light and his head was angular: he was fair and square.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 4, 2015
A man was driving on an icy, abandoned road when he noticed a road sign with half of it torn clean off. 'That's a bad sign' he thought to himself.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 4, 2015
I ordered 4 boxes of petticoat* tales biscuits , 4 boxes of tablet fudge ** on my tablet. When they arrived I left I had been given the wrong order as I was sent a ladies petticoat and bottle of vitamin tablets. When I complained all they did was fudge the issue.
* petticoat tales are a type of shortbread in Scotland
**tablet is another word for shortbread in Scotland.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 4, 2015
It was a tern up for the books when I watched a bittern and sandwich tern at a nature reserve in Sandwich in Kent. The birds bit off more than they could chew when I saw them pecking at a large wholemeal salmon sandwich.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2015
he was a very thorough child, but it was upsetting to see him throwing rocks at every seagull on the beach.
When I asked why he was doing this, he said, "I'm leaving no tern unstoned."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2015
Who dances around in top hat and tails, and is so thin he can fit through the eye of a needle?
Thread Astaire.
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