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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 4, 2015
Re post 16779:
The boy was obviously a good thinker and had an impressive way with words - but calling him Thoreau is stretching it
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2015
if women get dementia, does it become dewomentia?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2015
One day Thoreau built a time machine and went back in time to bring Julius Caesar over for a trip to Walden Pond. After Caesar went back to his era, he remembered the day in his memoirs and said, "I came, I saw Concord."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 4, 2015
Saint George was afraid to go into his garden because it was full of snapdragons.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 4, 2015
Sir Loin had a beef with his neighbours
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 5, 2015
Don Quixote wandered so far afield that he found himself in China. That was how he got his assistant, Sancho Panda.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 5, 2015
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 5, 2015
I wonder how he can bear being called that.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 5, 2015
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 5, 2015
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 6, 2015
remove a Panda's fur and it's bear
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ITIWBS Posted Aug 6, 2015
I just found an amusing old book that had some relevance here, titled, "English Jests and Anecdotes".
http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/49370
A companion piece to "Scottish Jests and Anecdotes" and "Irish Jests and Anecdotes", no links immediately available.
Sample Item:
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Strange, Moore and Wright, three nortorious punsters, were on a certain occasion dining together, when Moore observed, "There is but one knave amongst us and that's Strange." "Oh no," said Wright, "there is one Moore." "Ay," said Strange, "that's Wright."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2015
The trouble with melting pots is that the scum rises to the top.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
There was a lot sniping amongst the birds at Rainham RSPB nature reserve where the oyster catchers where wading into the argument on the best way to catch oysters which ruffled the feathers of the ruff and the snipe wading birds who were feeling on the ruff side due to the amount of rain which flooded the area. There were a group of bagpipers playing a merry tune which the sandpipers danced to.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
When it was lumpy he had a beef with his gravy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
To the bull in the pasture, may he live for heifer and heifer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
The Hungarian inventor bought a baby bear. It became known as Rubik's cub.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
The family of bears posing for their family portrait experienced a true Kodiak moment.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2015
The Cheshire Cat was taking photographs.
"Say cheese," he said.
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