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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 7, 2015
Gorgon Zola isn't a footballer
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2015
Thérèse Raquin was so horrible that she sometimes known as Gorgon Zola.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2015
After Miss Muffet fled the spider, the press asked her what had a curd.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 7, 2015
I visited my relatives in Wensleydale who were big fans of Mrs Dale's diary radio show in the 50's and 50's and showed off their Mrs Dale's dairy's memorabilia, we had a selection of cheeses which included Blue Wensleydale and Yorkshire Feta cheeses which put us in a fine fettle which was washed down with locally wine made from various types of berries made by Thomas Morgan who has a cheese named after him.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 7, 2015
The cheese maker was cheesed off at so many cheesy jokes about Wallop goat cheese which got her goat and the Lincolnshire Poacher which she had melted over toasted bread, topped with poached eggs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2015
Whey are you making so many cheese jokes?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 8, 2015
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 10, 2015
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
I had to weigh the pros and cons of moving to Weigh-bridge (Weybridge).
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
The string quartet drank and played furiously through the night and then passed out. But that was a foregone conclusion.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 11, 2015
By day she tended her garden in a glamorous, coordinated outfit by Dior. At night she read "Wore and Peas."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 11, 2015
she wore a courgette under her skirt, to keep her belly flat
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 12, 2015
the cross-eyed teacher who lost his job because he couldn't control his pupils?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2015
Eye can't believe that that happened, but if it did, it must have been quite a sight.
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ITIWBS Posted Aug 13, 2015
If ravioli were long and stringy, rather than being shaped like pillows, would it be unravioli?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 13, 2015
I didn't get a good look ? it went pasta my eyes that fast
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