h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did she become confused?

oh yes! she didn't know if she was 40 watt or 60 watt

Watt does it matter? Any witch way you look at her every witch over 30 is an old hag

Is a group of Scottish witches called a haggis?

I gis it is



ps: According to facts.co the collective noun for witches is either a coven or an incantation of witches

Locally, we just call 'em "'gangers".

Its all in the nature of the 'coursing'.

When witches go on picnics, do they bring devilled eggs?

Whether or not, they often have a devil of a time.

And pickled mushbrooms.

Tourists wear their best capes when visiting the Cape of Good Hope and are hopeful that there will be good weather .

Martin the pine martin, pinned for a martin-i.

Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

There’s Fowl play afoot. The Raven Man appears before Liliana, and aviary dangerous duel takes place! Birds.

Angry witches are afraid of flying on their brooms because they are afraid of flying off the handle.

The witch put her broom in the washing machine because she wanted a clean sweep.

Monsters can tell their future by reading their "horrorscope.

Goblins threw their footballs over the ghoul line.

witches aren't very clever, they cant ex'hag'ly get the questions right

The carrion was so bad that the birds weren't exactly raven about it.