h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I get a sudden crave for fowl and an appee for

Wren do you come up with these, prof?

Martin got a new lodger a house martin that who has made a mud nest under the eaves of Martin's home which Martin loves to crow about as he has been getting a lot of birds in his garden especially the pied wagtail that when they land they stand wagging their tail feathers.

Amy Turtle became friends with a turtle dove who would watch her when she was putting dove tails in her furniture which fascinated the bird.

The red grouse likes nothing better than having a good old grouse about the threat to loss of their habitat in the heather moorlands.

If the moorlands are losing habitat, shouldn't they ve called lesslands?

In general westmoreland is the place to settle down

In particular if you want a private place for yourself

Going east is a major mistake

is habitat a relation to I thought I saw a puttitat

wearing a cowl is not a nun's habit

at hen parties it is

But only if the nuns in question are unconventional.

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.

At one time, economic conditions caused the closing of several small clothing mills in the English countryside. A man from West Germany bought the buildings and converted them into dog kennels for the convenience of German tourists who liked to have their pets with them while vacationing in England. One summer evening, a local resident called to his wife to come out of the house. "Just listen!" he urged. "The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"

One night a patient in the Mercy Hospital in Chicago calls a nun into his room and tells her how much he likes the hospital and the care. But he has one small complaint: he found some leaves in his tea.

"Oh," the nun says, "the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

owl is everyone ? hope your roosting up and not working too hard

They could have saved money in the construction of the Titanic by making it of tin. It could have been the Tincanic.

Isaiah and his other is lower

I haven't seen Marcy since she brought that tea. I hope it wasn't too much of a strain.

One day me and my friend Peregrine were flying our box kites, when we both looked out towards the woods, we both saw a family of wood pigeons and kites nesting in the horse chestnut trees.

she could get a caddy to carry it