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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
After entering the sewing contest she was on pins and needles.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
Old cotton-pickers never die. They just bale out.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
When fabric softener was invented it made people ex-static.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
Have you ever read the Rime of the Ancient Gardener? It was written by Samuel Taylor Foliage.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 16, 2011
A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 16, 2011
felix my lolly, I'll shoot that cat
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 17, 2011
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 17, 2011
Would you consider a Scottish ornithologist to be a burred watcher?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2011
They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2011
When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 17, 2011
The cat would not give up. It purred severe.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2011
The pirates invited me to join their board of directors. I accepted, and discovered that this meant I was to walk the plank.
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U695218 Posted Sep 19, 2011
Some of the pirates were laughing including Jolly Roger.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 19, 2011
The chairman of the board asked for a little more decorum. The servants brought rum in a designer bottle.
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U695218 Posted Sep 19, 2011
Mind you, all the skeletons were very angry. You could describe them as skulls and cross bones.
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