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Post 6941

Reality Manipulator

When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.


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Post 6942

Reality Manipulator

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.


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Post 6943

Reality Manipulator

After entering the sewing contest she was on pins and needles.


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Post 6944

Reality Manipulator

Old cotton-pickers never die. They just bale out.


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Post 6945

Reality Manipulator

When fabric softener was invented it made people ex-static.


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Post 6946

Reality Manipulator

Weaving cars mean Looming accidents.


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Post 6947

Reality Manipulator

Have you ever read the Rime of the Ancient Gardener? It was written by Samuel Taylor Foliage.


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Post 6948

Reality Manipulator

If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.


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Post 6949

Reality Manipulator

Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind.


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Post 6950

Reality Manipulator

A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye.


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Post 6951

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

felix my lolly, I'll shoot that cat


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Post 6952

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Nah, hand it over and I'll groom it with a catacomb

smiley - pirate


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Post 6953

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Would you consider a Scottish ornithologist to be a burred watcher?


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Post 6954

Reality Manipulator

They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.


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Post 6955

Reality Manipulator

When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author.


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Post 6956

Reality Manipulator

The cat would not give up. It purred severe.


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Post 6957

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The pirates invited me to join their board of directors. I accepted, and discovered that this meant I was to walk the plank.


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Post 6958

U695218

Some of the pirates were laughing including Jolly Roger.


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Post 6959

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The chairman of the board asked for a little more decorum. The servants brought rum in a designer bottle.


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Post 6960

U695218

Mind you, all the skeletons were very angry. You could describe them as skulls and cross bones.


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