h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

His hair was light and his head was angular: he was fair and square.

Carpenters have to be level headed with no screws loose but if they come down hard don't worry it's because they are aesthetically pleasing people.

Pat Pending has the details

I saw a carpenter do some amazing things.

could you, wood you

i was caught in a maze when luckily i found an amazing way out

I've often wondered: did Willy Mays like mazes?

When Irish boys carry their little brothers, they get a Pat on the back

With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.

Its amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talonted.

Maybe they're eagle to please their mates.

does that go for birds of pray as well?

or do those live in celibacy?

celibacy? does that mean owl be on me own, that's not some thing to crow about

I'm sorry you have to deal with a mean owl, prof.

At this rate, you'll soon be a raven lunatic.

I got goosebumps as I watched the geese flying south in a v formation in the first week of August.

Jack saw the Jack Snipe birds sniping at each other at who will make the best catch for the female Jack Snipe birds.

The wood larks were seen larking about in the woods.

I haven't seen many robins in the 'hood lately.

heron all over, can't stop putting bunting up