h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do pilot whales fly seaplanes

Only if they're shore about their route.

and their air bound to travel lightly

Why did the farmer plant birdseed in his potato field?

Because he wanted to grow tweet potatoes.

She owned twenty shoe stores and was very well heeled and had pplied for a job to sell footwear because she figured it would be a shoe-in

The soundtrack for the killer whale movie was orcastrated.

So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.

A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries, and there were a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.

Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.

A gardener buys super seeds to supersede the garden from the previous year.

seed you later folks

I hired a ghost photographer. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

there was a spirit in my house, but I drank it

If a zombie can write with either hand, is he zombiedexterous?

don't tell it a joke, he'll laugh his head off

I'm also not going to ask him to lend me a hand.

or a leg up ?

Chances are, he isn't going to be able to take much ribbing either.

his backs against the wall and he put his best foot forward

When I was visiting Rain-ham to buy some organically produced gammon ham at the delicatessen shop, I noticed there was a large camping shop so I went inside to buy tenting equipment and a garden ham-mock but as I walked out of the shop it began to rain heavily which was luckily as I brought my golfing umbrella which stopped me getting wet when waiting for the bus to take me back home.