h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

has she a cousin called Lotus blossom ?

who makes dodge-m cars???

crash test dummies

If you liked the young lady's looks, you should enter the competition. If you win, you will have something to chauffeur it.

butler gardener can't drive

Don't get drunk at Automobile Club or Su bar u.

I bet celebrities have some cool cars:

Mick's Jaguar.
Howdy Doody's Audi.
Ron Nessin's Nissan.
Jane Fonda's Honda.
Harrison Ford's Ford.

Sanity is relative. If your relatives don't have any, you won't either.

Check your contract - it it has a 'sanity clause' delete it as every one knows there is no such thing as a Sanity Clause.

with grateful thanks to Groucho Marx.

listening to a groucho quote marx a highlight in this thread

I always enjoy Groucho's reMarx.

i preferred groucho to zeppo, beppo, harpo and karl most of the time

is/are pole ice better at detecting crimes in winter or summer

Cheddar is as Gouda cheese as any American could wish for, and while we Edam all that is something one could never Provolone.

If we get some of the best cheeses, we could have a cele-brie-tion.

if we don't it will make this danish

I'll go with the flow and whatever cheeses you all

Someone made a replica of the leaning tower of Pisa, and they used cheese for it. All I know is that it's Stilton.

that's what you get for paring and hiring y architects and builders

The wise old sage from Derby always has a bit of sage derby to caerphilly the hunger hole she feels before lunch.

Wesley who comes from the Yorkshire Dales always prefers the plain Wesleydale as blue Wesleydale always makes him feel .