h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know a comedian who can im-provolone Ranger.

shot by a bolt Crowdie, could put me off cheese

You wouldn't have to buy wine to have with cheese if you gruyere own grapes.

good one, paulh

a "Acapella" singing cheese accompanied by "Armenian String" quartet

If you're looking for a place to get a divorce, you should pecorino, Nevada.

Yorkshire Blue, a cheese to swear by





we say "he/she came out with a blue" if they use/say a swearword

Cheeses around the world:

In China, the cheesemakers are always Rushan around.

In India, one finds that a little bit can Khoa long way.

An Austrian astrologist said, "The Staazer all in alignment."

I asked, you want pie Ella, she replied sauna or later

I taught that w'enchilada things when she was in my class.

Let it brie said that I never stint with the amount of cheese that I put in my ploughman's lunches in my pub meals and I get a lot of praise from the cheddars people have wrote to me and to the local gazette newspaper and they always offering to buy me a drink and I have to say I feta not have another or I'll become .

I used to walk with stilton's, but nobody liked looking up to me

I wonder if it ever oc-curd to you to wonder whey they did that.

it could have been a local custard of the time

I guess some things are traditional.


You must remember this,
A quiche is just a quiche,
A sigh is just a sigh.

mammaries are made of this

breast of friends and bosom buddies

Bob Hope had a reputation as a womanizer in the 1940s. Maybe "Thanks for the mammaries" wasn't too far off.

I remember that song, but I lef'tit at home

Well, let's try to keep abreast of the situation.

bottoms up, i say