h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I imagine that caerphilly cheese has to be made caerphilly.

saying Edam gets me kicked out of church

i suppose saying dam won't make it any better?

Abbaye du Mont des Cats, went off this because of the fur balls

when their medicin man said 'love thy neighbour' the neanderthals went to the emmentalers, ate them and loved it

I rode on my pony to the delicattesan to buy some marscapony when at the shop, I came across a friend from Yorkshire who asked me if I was in fine fettle and had a ever tried the Fine Fettle Yorkshire made in Thirsk and he asked the counter assistant to give me a sample which I tried and liked.

I had a neighbor who was hard of hearing. Once I told her that I loved cheeses, and she invited me to her church.

I tried putting myin here Bierkase

in käse you don't know us dschörmens arr verry fond of

i was once convicted for steeling some but i took my käse to a higher court

there i got a plea bargain: i was pardonned if i would volunteer to get rid of the evidence, which was quite old an ny by then

would Gorgonzola on a cross be cheese'us christ

Yes, he would.

That was as Gouda pun as any that I've told.

you think the big would be cross?

look out its the liberation front

"Fromage Frei"

his supporters would sing "for cheese a jolly good fellow"

i saw a do the full stilton boogie

When I put goat cheese in my kid's lunchbox, he isn't picodon as much by the bullies.

In my cottage, I work in a cottage industry of making cottage cheese and cottage pies. During the day I would whey through a lot of curds and whey to make the best cottage cheese.

Whenever I have pick fraiche raspberries, strawberries, and blackberries, I have them with creme fraiche.

you've got to teach those bullies to stop horsing around, paulh

dang!

make that 'goat to'

(the one time you really *want* to make a typo, you can't )

the goatherd but the shepherd was deaf