h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess then that Bob Hope's ornithological interests lay in the genus Sula.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby

if boobies have wings we will no longer need bras

Goblins and ghosts have ghost toasties, scream of wheat, pentagram crackers, poisionberry jam and brain muffins for breakfast.

Let's just try to avoid conseat.

chest a minute and i'll go round it

A horse got lost in the Serengeti. He saw a cute black and white filly, and tried to remove ze-bra.

i hope he did it caerphilly in order not to make the zebra cross

panda to the animals again, the goats cheesed off bechorse he's ignored

we've goat to let him go, i herd. his sheepish grin could make cheeses love mice

I can't bear to see ignored. Iguana do something about it!

One of the B&W stuffed animals in the museum gets in the way, some people think it has to do with drugs because the warning notice says - MIND EX-PANDA.

: should we x-ray charles?

: nah, let's give georgia a physical exam instead

I don't want to be there when the sends Georgia bill.

I'm staying on dry land for the arrival of Mandy Lifeboats

When Neptune goes to formal events, does he were a boat-tie?

A rise in mercury sometimes mars life on earth, how else would nature planet?

Scientists wanting to send a rocket to Jupiter had to really planet.

Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.

Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.

Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.

Two American astronomers were visiting a French observatory.

One asks the other, "Comet Halley view?"

did ancient submarine captains navigate by ?