h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

was it a sail day and did you go to a sailway station

Mae West: Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere.

i saw, i conquered and i came

Heavenly bodies have an attractive force and pennies from heaven are a blessing in de skies.

Jenny was sure she was going to Heaven but she wouldn't harp on it.

my doctor said I needed more iron in my blood, so I've started a staple diet, they take some chewing

maybe you should eat a chew-chew-train

I should be on track with the staples, if I run out of steam, I'll rust for a break

Iron you going to get tired of it?

you'd better not eat a copper

with this ring, I de'weld
he was an Ironman, my he rust in peace

Ironman shrinks as he rusts. Downey goes!

Anthony Stark aka Iron Man loves to iron his clothes when he is not saving the world and that’s in stark contrast to what I was lead to believe.

In stark contrast to other superheroes, he is a great iron chef.

Iron Man, Iron Man.
Does whatever an iron can.
Presses pants really fine,
Keeps those seams right in line.
Look out! There goes the Iron Man!

do those iron pants have brass buttons and a silver lining?

i know silence is golden but i need to know

brass, never could spell playtex

This is turning into a silicon-versation.

At a Lord of the Rings dinner party, they had Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert was a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.

Did the telephone ring? If so, did you hear the ring of doom?

was it a collect call?

silicon is someone trying to sell the Empire State Building or the Tower of London to foreigners