h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yew also have liz hurley, i'll grant yew that

On a lark, the bird watcher was robin the liquor store, even though he couldn't swallow.

It's evergreen and related to the pine but has no cones - perhaps yew can tell me what conifer tree it is.

Elmwood was in the blues brothers

Dan Ayckroyd was one of the Blues Brothers, and he also was a Conehead.

i recently saw a picture of him and palm-ela anderson

Didn't Borat go all the way to California to meet her?

Did you hear about the new bamboo trees at the zoo? It was pandamonium out there!

When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.

In some conifer forests, you can't cedar wood for the trees.

To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um.

if Teresa Green, is James Brown

is he related to bobby who said 'houston we have a problem'?

Growing Italian vegetables is not rocket science.

The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed.

But during the winter, they were in limbo.

In the salad days of my youth I relished the times when I danced the Tango as I prepared a salad bowl of tango loose leaf lettuce with spring onions that put a spring into my steps.

does Will Wheat'on have ears of corn

Hell has no fury like a womans corned
she will have a beef with you

Dorothy was happy to go to Oz, because she had utter corntempt for Kansas.