h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as long as it isn't a rabid wabbit!

Let's not make a Fudderal case out of this.
The wabbit was just looking for some updoc.

hare we go again, just because a bunny hopped on a bus, carrot had make an issue of it

warren you believe it

errr, what's up, ?

Nicolas girls shouldn't climb trees, even though Theresa green during the summmer

I'm growing herbs in my garden this summer. Summer thyme, and summer not.

I hope you don't rue the effort some take sages to germinate. Keep chervil.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

I'm growing herbs ? has Herb lost his in an accident and needs replacements ?

Margery might help

canadian hockey player offered me summer teeth

i asked her what those are

she said: well, summer here and summer over there

teeth ? that's a irrelevant. No! odd on! that's a big grey animal with tusks

so could be

I used to have a telephant for making trunk calls, sometimes I reversed the charges, but I don't think I was in danger.

Pachyderm is NOT a racialist remark

tusk a minute, phones ringing

My kitchen timer was swallowed by a chicken. Just what I always wanted, an alarm cluck!

did it put the clock back 1 hour for the simmertime change

Cumin and sample Herbet's freshly made herb flavoured bread which will be put on the table by the bay window with various types of garlic and herb flavoured butter.

And Basil will also be serving his homemade butter bean soup and if you curry favour with him, he may even give you second helpings.

Basil may be a rapscallion, but his savory entrees are great. Celery eat? I'm starved!

celery is great. i am addicted to it. spend most of my salary buying it

Maybe you could just grow some in your garden. Your gardening angel can help you.

You might also grow beets and horseradish, too. in case you wish to beet a dead horseradish.

i'm afraid my backyard is so polluted, the only thing growing there is poison ivy