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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 13, 2010
By accident or on porpoise?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 13, 2010
I am not going to beat about the bush about the time I visited the Shepherd Neame pub in Shepherd's Bush, where I sampled their Shepherd's pie and one of their best guest ales. Let's say it was bush league standard and from what I heard on the bush telegram, my experience is not typical.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 13, 2010
i know, i heard it on the grapevine
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 13, 2010
there was a pool shark, but he ate the penguins
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
I saw a wrestling match between a swordfish and a penguin. As it turned out, the swordfish was mightier than the penguin.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 14, 2010
was it punished with years in the pen?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
No, it got a job in a fish market. Some of the other penguins accused it of being sell-fish.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 14, 2010
I'd skate over that, Ray might get jealous
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 14, 2010
Barney had a barney with Earnie aka "the earnest milkman in the West", at who earned the most between the two of them.
I heard a heard of elephants stampeding towards the post office to buy the first issue of the safari collection of stamps.
My dog Suzie is an excellent boxer and she always thinks outside the box, making her box clever.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
Speaking of skates, I tried on a hat, but it was a roller derby.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 14, 2010
I'll write that again:
Barney had a barney with Earnie aka "the most earnest milkman in the West", at who earned the most between the two of them.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
I've never caught lightning in a bottle, but I've got Bach in a box.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 14, 2010
eye had a patch on my box and it had little sticks in in, it was a patchbox
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
If you throw enough sticks in the river, does it become the River Styx?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 14, 2010
dam/n! you sussed me out, I'll have to go with the flow, ice'll see you later
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2010
Kindly turn off the flow-rescent light when you leave. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 15, 2010
I'd trip up in the dark, if I wasn't enlightened
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 15, 2010
The courier was fishing for compliments as she took my c.o.d payment when she delivered by cod (micro-waveable) recipes as I only put my order an hour ago and said that was due to that my records are are immediately accessed using the old micro fish (fiche) system.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 15, 2010
follow the white wabbit!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 15, 2010
But it's taking the rabbit transit system!
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