h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what kind of dressing do you use with moths?

Clothes for Mothsunder "C"

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two goats were sharing an old film on the dumb behind the cinema when one of them said 'i liked the better'

If you use strobe lights , will the moths trip the light fantastic?

At the Lie-ceum (lyceum) they would (lyrcra) lie-cra lying down eating lie-cheese (lychees) watching lie-ra (lyre) birds putting linchpin through an axle to keep the carthorse's wheel in position before it went onto the stage.

Rusty moved to the countryside to experience the rustic way of life and she room-inate (ruminate) whenever she was sitting in the living room on how to remove the rust from the garden gate and whether or not she should buy russet apple seedlings from Russell.

If female moths are called myths and they actually like moth balls, is that also a myth?

what about a mythith moths, they might marry you know

If Pinocchio caught them with a butterfly net, would they become marry-in-nets?

(brilliant)

buggered if I can find a follow up(yet)

Their offspring will be looked after by a pupateer.

Marion nets pinocchio in sham marriage

I was in a hurray for a curry,
so I went along in my horse drawn surrey to a restaurant in Surrey.
Where I met up with "Murray" otherwise known as Teal'c,
and the rest of the free Jaffa along with their case load of Jaffa orange sticks.

Last night my pillows ran off for a sham marriage.

is a paddy field full of Irishmen

Mick soon got into a paddy when he was visiting China and was pushed into a rice field.

was it a Mick, Mack, Paddy whack and give the dog a bone

Pat Ella is having her knee caps replaced.

Mandy lifeboats if she can't swim

Falling into the water might be a good way for her to meet a buoy.

they might even have a game of pool