h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the rope-a-dope-trick that ali used against foreman in zaire didn't w*rk for me

turns out the rope actually *was* dope: spun of hemp...

I used to wear thai, but he didn't like hanging round my neck

When Rolf Harris intoduced his family pet to his far eastern viitor he said, "Thai. Me kangaroo 'Down'.

visitor even - its the old dodgy digit again.

wallaby doesn't mean to wall up an insect

No, its a place on the Squirrel in Cheshire.

good answer and brilliant also

kookaburra, no but can fry an egg

Sew Kined.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallasey
http://www.visitwirral.com/

wallabyWallaseyWirralsquirrel
for non brits

Apologies - I forgot our international punsters.

no worries

Seagulls are in-tern-ational birds.

i tried to eat one, but it was fowl

owl did you cook it, did you turn the hoot up in the kitchen, or maybe owlfresco ?

Birdwatchers 'twitchers' always try and get a bird's eye view when they go twitching and love to crow about their finds on their blogs but if they miss photographing any of the birds and the air turns very blue with their fowl language.

i was too to eat it owlfresco, prof

it never laid any eggses so i figured it wasn't a lady bird

i snatched it from it's rooster cook it but maybe it was too late. maybe it already had caught bird flu

or maybe it was infected by a called ella - you know: salmon ella

Those birds can be camouflaged, as for example, hard-to-see-gulls.

I had a nasty tern once and I've often wondered how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

For the Brits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog

Woodchuck is not to be confused with a Woodcock http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/w/woodcock/index.aspx

And a Woodcock is not to be confused with a medical condition.

Martin was very proud of his new Astin Martin car and that he boasted was the car of choice for James Bond.

When he went to work in Hereford where we would work at a cattle auction where they sold Hereford cattle.

But at the weekends he would drive in his Land Rover and wanderer around the countryside where he would take his dog Rover on long walks through fields and meadows.