h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

they've had a black knight, a white knight and a green knight in films. But they've never had a Mister knight come back tomorrow knight

In these days of diets I guess there must also be a Knight Lite.

Bears have been known to show bear-faced cheek when they are visiting their relatives who live in the Bearing Straits.

But their kinsbears have never been known to bear a grudge and they just grin and bear their strange relatives sense of humour.

I probably wouldn't do that (whatever it is) to a Welsh person, but I have often stood in a daze.

'thank you for the daze' as the kinks used to sing

Raze the man!

I've bought a guitar made of cocoa, I can learn to play choc and roll now

Excellent!

I have a clock made of chocolate. It's a cocoa clock.

we used to do chocs away when bombing the enemy - sweetened them up first

I love operettas that feature chocolate. "The Chocolate Soldier," for instance, or Coco the Lord High Executioner in "The Mikado."

is chocolate sundae near ash Wednesday ?

I'm in a weakdaze.

There are 'A' Days, which are for enjoyment and fun, but does anyone know what you do on a 'B' day?

Alf Hart knows

Ask a French plumber, but be prepared for a wrenching answer.

I sat on one in an exam once, but I worked it out with a slide rule and logs

Ah! it is time for the cross eued marksman and the constipated owl.

eyed - even

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Yes, they do.

Isabelle, but I'd rather knock.