h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that because it's a car from the early '60s, the kind with fins?

as a film star, she used to swim in the Arctic - Anita Iceberg

she was the sexiest of all, according to a paul

she had a cousin - Anita Trick

All I know is Anita drink.

And then Anita rest.

anita drink after first one, I like to keep my legs level (1 for each)

I'll keep your al-leg-ations in mind.

so this will be prof's leg-acy?

he died! after drinking a gallon of acne remover - wart a way to go

with a bit of luck he could be way-laid the good way

the whey he went was a bit cheesy

Maybe he went with a gal-on each arm.

a gal-on (gallon)each arm? was he tanked up?

Well, he was wearing a tank top, and later on he planned to step out with Jughead.

tanks for the mammaries?

The farmer took the bull by the horns when she found the bull in the china shop trying to hit the bulls eye on the shop owner's dart board and was told by the shopowner that the best way of stop a charging bull in a china shop was to take away his credit card.

isn't tit a long way to go to the assault course just to be insulted

you should take any rumours about me bullying with a grain of insault

assault and batteryjust doesn't have the same ring as a salt and vinegar

i ran out of a salt - and batteries too