h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

didn't get that. my herrings aint what it used to be

shoal go to the docks and let him haddock look at them

Were there fish in the chekout line? If so, then it was a fish line.

i'm off to the snooker competition, there's a long queue waiting for me

take some flippers just in case it's held in the pool room

friend of mine as going to australia for a bit of w*rk. 'after that i'm off to scuba diving at the great barrier reef. you won't be able to see my @ss for flippers!'

says i: 'do they really have them that big?'

People would get pie-eyed after having one of the booze laced fruit pies made by Ma Baker who ran the village bakery.

they might'nt make you pieous, but they'd def'nitly make you serene

I've often wondered what kind of filling is inside a magpie.

I keep walking in to things because of pies - I'm pie eyed

Maybe what you need is a fresh tart.

I'll meringue me coat up and ROLL uo my sleeves then, flan you for the advice

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me and when I'm in a pickle at home making my own home made piccalli I will not restort in having too many and getting soused when making soused herrings.

Well, you canoli do so much.

In High Ham in Somerset, After a day's work in the hot sun, Ham-let ain't fittin' to roll with a pig and later on the day goes and buys a car but doesn't check the engine over before buying it and he could be buying a pig in a poke.

I've just found out, that every car has a woman under the bonnet/hood - Anita

Anita minute to think about that.

if there is a in the machine will it get on carburetor spirit

it could choke, Anita has no clothes but diesel fitter

here's a thought: maybe the in the machine and the carburettor are sole mates with the