h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I lived in a cottage in Rievaulx neary by the river Rye, every morning I would bake a batch of rye and cottages loaves. I even tried my hand at lavash bread which I got lavash praise for. For breakfast I would have either French toast, cinnamon toast or even Melba toast and my bread was the toast of the village.

a horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! - can't you just betlike the rest of the poker players

sorry, can't help. only thing hoarse here is my throat

a would have been better, they're smaller and wouldn't hurt your throat as much

a norse, a norse, my kingdon for a norse

I don't play cards with them, they always Odin the kitty

STOP! that , dad said there £50 in the kitty

Did you hear about the gambler who name dhis daughter Eliza Bet?

oh yes, in her later years she became known as Eliza

s the way I like it ha ha ha!

had you stumped on that one

i got it from the horse's mouth about five brothers who wanted to buy a horse, so they all had to pony up. They went to buy the horse at the ranch because of the horsepitality and to pay for the horse they got a job at the horse stables and was given free rein.

neigh neigh lass! your only kidding

My nanny goat really knows how to kid.

Dawn loves to gather eggs from her hen at the the crack of dawn and have a boiled egg or two for breakfast. What it boils down to is this her free range boiled egg tastes very good. When Dawn beats the eggs and whips the cream, but the onion always makes her cry. Dawn's hen is an egg spurt at what she does.

a goatherd me shouting and didn't answer

getting the goats on the internet

we'll cross that bridge when we get to it

just watch out for the trolls

After the eggs hatch, does the mother hen bring her babies to the for a chickup?

doubtful, they'll cluck'er the waiting room up and is the roosters name Hen'ry ?

If a penguin wrestled a swordfish, I would bet on the penguin to win, because......

the penguin is mightier than the swordfish.

but a swordfish isn't wrapped up in silverpaper, so doesn't look as hard
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