h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

relax. Don't off Finn a huff. Unless it's got steel-belted radials, surround sound, and fgourmet coffee on demand.

I didn't know you could yodel ?
I can't! I've just been kicked in the

Spider-woman was upset at her trainees wall climbing abilities, they just could not get a grip of the situation.

She was a web'le and a non conformist

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

[ Thanks Prof ]

To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.

Kat

my door is made out of a boot, it's got a sandal you turn to open it

What song is suggested by an entrance, a steer, and a female sheep?

A Door-a-bull ewe.

hatch a gud'un

Juan is going to sing a psalm while he gives you a bath.

It's a song called "Psalm Juan to wash over me."

When I was listening to my Doors CD, I got a phone call from a friend. My friend told me who found out the band's drummer who had become my next door neighbour but there were many repercussions.

I listened to MT door but it wooden talk to me, I got soo board with it

oops! MT = MY

My dad drove his hatchback Ford car to Brands Hatch but on his way back he went through a deep ford that suddenly appeared in Stratford near the tool shop that sold hatchets.

chickens hatch eggs - cars hatchbacks

Xavier was one of those guys our mothers warned us against. But when the cops were after us it was he who drew the attention away from us. This made him our Xavier

"I only eat musical instruments. It's hard to find some of them, though."

"How is that?"

"I can't find drumrolls anywhere."

You could try this bassoon. It's got lots of fibres. It's made of Danish bass tree

If you want musical pet, adopt a trum

I ate musical triangles, my doc said I needed to eat square meals