h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She was more interested in him than he was in her. She gave him a come-hither look, but he only yonned.

Let’s not beet around the bush, the folk in Shepherds Bush always add beetroot with their Shepherds pie.

I bet they feel sheepish when they do that.

The information was leeked about Storm's leek suet pudding and a huge media storm erupted

You’ve lettuce down the wrong path and it lettuce to the wrong conclusion when navigating through a mile long maize of life.

Oat’s about time that I add more oats to my diet. I will be having oatmeal porridge for breakfast and finishing the day with oatcakes.

Everyone romaine calm, there will be enough lettuce leaves for everyone.

The holly bushes in the woods of Hollywood in Ireland are in full blossom.

- I hear you ate all the desserts. Do you have a sweet tooth?

- That's one way of pudding it.

Nature is full of impossible things. I've seen a dragonfly and a housefly. I have yet to see a cakewalk.

I've changed to margarine, because my butterfly'd away

My butterflu away, but I didn't want to be infected by it anyway.

Hair stylists are truly a braid a part.

I quite like full fat milk, but buttermilk is whey better.

The hunter had a bad hare day

The dairy CEO liked to butter people up so as to get special favours from, so as to improve her dairy company's margarine of error.

Bub began to blow bubbles when the Hydra Agent Bob was bobbing up at the thought of being retrained as a hydra-therapist.

I talk to because they have ears

I was vacationing in a small town in Spain. I was surprised when a friend showed me a bullfighting arena there. "Do the other small towns have these?" I asked.

"It's not unCarmen," the friend said. "it's actually a very Bizet place."

http://www.wakefield.gov.uk/Documents/culture-museums/museums/liquorice-in-pontefract.pdf

We know a lot about Spanish here

(No disrespect to the Spanish people of course)