h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I asked Little iodine t treat my wound. She made cutting remarks.

The hebebeegees is an irrational fear of disco bands retiring to grow bee orchids and other types of flowering evergreen shrubs.

Barry Gibbs as good as he gets.

I tried to escape the snake posse by riding away on my trusted salamander but when he died my only chance of escape was my newt

My newt is better than no newts, for no newts is bad newts.

Zoom, the speedster would zoom in and out with the help of his speedster camera.

That rabbit is certainly known for seed. it's speed all over my garden.

Newt Scamander took his Newts where he got O (Outstanding) in Care of Magical Creatures.

Animals don't have to be smart to have magical powers.

That's why there's a division of Magical Cretins.

I am sure I will regret going to this bbq party. I am sure it will only be salad, vegan sausages and thus a big miss steak

[ Aside: has anybody heard from Prof recently? Might you have been on the phone with him, Rosa? And how about the Jimster, how's he doing? ]

I just came form the barbecue. I never sausage a lot of food.

I'm going to recolour this fabric, or dye trying!

In other news the Cornish corn gang who has been stalking farmers, but hot tips from asparagus informants have led to their arrests and the police have hulled them in Cornwall!

In Cornwall, the locals make Cornish pasty and Cornish ice cream, corny jokes and puns

{Hello Pierce, Prof was in touch with me by email on the 12th April. Jimcracker7 is okay and so is Rex }

What did the indecisive nimbus say?
Something is clouding my judgement.

I applied for a job as a weather forecaster, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

I live on a hill. The view is usually spectacular, but when it's cloudy my fine view is mist.

[I notice Prof was active on Hootoo 4 days ago. I hope he's okay. Good to hear about Jim and Rex ]

I'm not worried about prof yet. I hope he won the lottery and is scanning the websites that might give him the merchandise he would want to spend his winnings on.