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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 4, 2020
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post 271 or is it 721 ? Pierce
back to punning
virus lockdown, can't go out as such - so I'm doing a pun-run round the house
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 4, 2020
*Back* to punning?
I didn't know you had stopped. Well, you could try front to punning.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 4, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 5, 2020
You could also change your director.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 5, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
We were going to ship a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
I used to date a dentist. She was a real looker, but it didn't work out. The conversations were like pulling teeth.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 5, 2020
I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 5, 2020
I tried a dating service. It was managed by a palm tree. My firts date was Coco-nuts.
So I dumped the service and hired a scientist. He offered carbon dating. My dates were much too old for me.Some of them were Paleozoic.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 5, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 5, 2020
I once had a dalek. Her name was Kate.
She didn't last long. She was dalek-Kate.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 6, 2020
Book now for the lecture on the expanding universe because space is limited.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 6, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 6, 2020
if the universe is expanding, shouldn't apace be unlimited?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 6, 2020
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 9, 2020
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