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Post 26061

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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post 271 or is it 721 ?smiley - doh Pierce

back to punning smiley - run

virus lockdown, can't go out as such - so I'm doing a pun-run round the housesmiley - ermsmiley - erm


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Post 26062

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

*Back* to punning?

I didn't know you had stopped. Well, you could try front to punning.


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Post 26063

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Nup! I changed direction smiley - erm


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Post 26064

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You could also change your director.


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Post 26065

Reality Manipulator

The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.


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Post 26066

Reality Manipulator

His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later.


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Post 26067

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

- Hey Tom, what's that music you're listening to?

- Tom Waits

- For what? smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 26068

Reality Manipulator

We were going to ship a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.


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Post 26069

Reality Manipulator

Long lines at fast food cause wait gain.


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Post 26070

Reality Manipulator

Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.


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Post 26071

Reality Manipulator

I used to date a dentist. She was a real looker, but it didn't work out. The conversations were like pulling teeth.


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Post 26072

Reality Manipulator

I was at a raucous curry night when some people started throwing rice and a pilau fight ensued.


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Post 26073

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I tried a dating service. It was managed by a palm tree. My firts date was Coco-nuts.

So I dumped the service and hired a scientist. He offered carbon dating. My dates were much too old for me.Some of them were Paleozoic.


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Post 26074

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I tried a date'ing service smiley - ermthey sent me prune juice


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Post 26075

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I once had a dalek. Her name was Kate.

She didn't last long. She was dalek-Kate.


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Post 26076

Reality Manipulator

Book now for the lecture on the expanding universe because space is limited.


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Post 26077

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Excellent pun, Rosa! smiley - biggrin

smiley - pirate


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Post 26078

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

if the universe is expanding, shouldn't apace be unlimited?


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Post 26079

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I agree with Pierce - gud'un Katsmiley - smiley

spsmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spaceace


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Post 26080

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Controlling my bladder pisses me off smiley - erm


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