h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Some of those hearty soups are examples of a square meal in a round can.

Professor Charles Xavier, who is also known as Professor X. He is an Xpert in Xtraordinary genetic mutations and superpowers. Professor X always has a super time at supper time whenever he sups on soup .

professor X was a big man. His clothes were XL.Then as he gained weight, he graduated to XXL and XXXL.

Euripides and you'll buy me new ones

[Your puns are great lately, prof. ]

Mabel tried to discourage me from ordering an ice cream soda, as they were running low. "This is the last strawberry," she complained as she gave it tome.

When the wig-maker died, he left a substantial inhairitance to his son

I bet the wigmaker's customers were dis-tressed to hear that he was gone.

The plot to the story about the pond was quite shallow as the writer lost the plot.

The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.

The lame goat wished it were a llama.

I looked for a scapegoat, but it escaped.

I fancied a lady but she was sceptical about me so I assured her my shallowness was only skin deep

The escape artist, escaped with the help of her creative imagination by thinking inside the box, She worked out how to unlock the lock with the help of a lock of her hair.

I hired a landscaper but had to fire him because the land escaped.

I was listening to the CD track of bridge over troubled water as I was going over a bridge on my way to the Bridgend bridge tournament.

I prefer the abridged version of that song.

I said - can you sing solo ? so low! we can't hear you

Han Solo, never flew solo on the Millennium Falcon. Sometimes, he would fly by the seat of his pants. He had many Han-dy ways of coping with stress.

Max Mercury would max out on the speed force during mercury retrograde. He would listen to Fred Mercury songs when wearing his 70's retro flares. Max would also wear them back to front and inside out, so as to make it snow.