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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 20, 2017
A clown was arrested for throwing a pie at a policeman. He was taken into custardy.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 20, 2017
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2017
I pared a pair of pears while waiting for the alteration of my pair of trousers.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2017
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2017
I tarted up the apple and quince pie in vain, by putting extra icing sugar so as to hide the tartness of the filling when being eaten.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2017
I tarted up the apple and quince tart in vain, by putting extra icing sugar so as to hide the tartness of the filling when being eaten.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 21, 2017
The smashed potato and turnip (neeps and tatties) became a smash hit.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 21, 2017
He's been office for 31 days now. I haven't slept in a month of Trumpdays.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 21, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2017
I had a meeting in the city with my stockbrokers Mr. Loss and Ms. Take. Sadly Mr. Gain was busy elsewhere.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2017
The last time I told a political joke, he got elected.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 22, 2017
The stakes were high at the Stakeford poker tournament as the winner would have dinner for four and be served organic free range stakes (steaks) with organic vegetables in season. There was no-mistaking it about who won the tournament as they came up trumps with their trump card.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2017
Hearts fluttered and diamonds sparkled as the men in power suits sat down to play poker.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 22, 2017
Wheen sheep go to a cafe, who prepares coffee for them?
A baaarista
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 22, 2017
a cow jumped over the moon, pull the udder one!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2017
It was udderly fantastic to see the cows of Uddersfiled, happily grazing in the field and chewing the cud and sharing their thoughts with each other about the weather.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 23, 2017
Scientists in Russia have found a way to get milk from moss. They carried out their experiments in Mosscow.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 24, 2017
When I planted marigolds on my windowsill, I didn't realize I was honoring Hollywood, specifically "A Pot o' Calyxes Now." Once they come up, I'll be living in the best exotic marigold hotel.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 24, 2017
At the re-opening of Prestwick airport in 1994, which is 9 miles north of Ayr which inspired one of the Ayr residents when walking by the banks of the river Doon in Alloway, to a write new adaptation of Bach's Air on the G String but called it Ayr of a G string which is played on the piano, guitar, harp and bagpipes and it is entwined with the melody of the 'Ye Banks and Braes of bonny Doon'
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 24, 2017
When Fred bought Wilma a second hand ring with a stone of flint and told her it was a diamond she took it for granite
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