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Icy North Posted Feb 15, 2017
From the arable farmer's songbook:
It’s Plough or Never = Elvis Presley
Don’t Crop Me Now - Queen
You Don’t Have To Spray You Love Me - Dusty Springfield
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 15, 2017
From the Baker's songbook:
Anything you knead, you got it -- Roy Orbison
Bagel girls don't cry -- The Four Seasonings
Poppyseed don't preach -- Madonna
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 15, 2017
In the 60s I wanted to be part of the counterculture, but my family was too poor. I had to settle for the bargain-counterculture.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 15, 2017
wish my spring onions would stay on the late
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 15, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 15, 2017
The chef's son became a baseball player. During the first game, he complained that no one had cleaned off home plate.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2017
[Thank you Paul ]
The situation in the kitchen is so terrible that it's going from batter to waffle.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2017
Isn't it strange that Sitting Bull fought at Custer's Last Stand?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2017
[Brilliant puns Icy North and Paul ]
In the 1970's consumers in Greengate, East London would collect green shield stamps which they would use to claim merchandise or at selected 'Green Shield' shops, which would make their friends and neighbours green with envy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 16, 2017
M. T. Cupboards became so poor that he had to apply for food stamps.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2017
At the Vernal Equinox, I get a spring in my step as I put my best foot forward and will be turning over a new leaf as I spring into action when I spring clean my home and garden. The spring like weather will make me feel like a spring chicken and full of the joys of spring.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 16, 2017
The busy fish chef had a lox on her plate as she felt like a fish out of water. It was giving a haddock as she did not have time to stop to have a rest or a short kip-per.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 16, 2017
When the tree fell, most of us assumed it was an axe-ident
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 16, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 16, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 18, 2017
"Who's the hairy guy with the German accent?"
"That's Wolfram. The hair should be gone by the end of class."
"How's that possible?"
"He's just had a session with his hypnotist."
"Hypnotist?"
"To curb his lycanthropic tendencies. He's a trance-fur student."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 18, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 18, 2017
a man sucked all the cigarette smoke out of the pub, another guy said I bet he's an ex tractor fan
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