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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 8, 2017
I was in a Paris hospital and tried to strike up a conversation with a janitor.
"Who are you?" I asked in French.
"Germ mop pail Pierre," he replied.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 8, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 8, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 8, 2017
I decided to sail from Paris back to America. I saw a passenger at the rail, throwing up.
When I asked who he was, he said "Mal DeMer."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 8, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 9, 2017
- What happened to you, Quasimodo?
- The Bishop is what. I gave him a hunch - but he gave me a hunch back
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 9, 2017
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Icy North Posted Feb 9, 2017
That sounds right. Any less, and you'd have acute hypothermia.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 9, 2017
hypothermia ? that's just to the left of Bulgaria ain't it ?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 10, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 10, 2017
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 10, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 10, 2017
"It's so cold, I think I have acute hypothermia."
"It doesn't look so cute to me!"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 10, 2017
I sat down and with my beady eyes looked down to my shoes and saw that my shoe laces were untied and then tied then and made two pretty bows. Then I braced myself to make sets of bead necklaces and bracelets
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 10, 2017
The department head had a weekly meeting to get his scientists positively charged.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 10, 2017
Ms. Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated.
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Icy North Posted Feb 10, 2017
From the shoemaker's songbook:
Sandal in the Wind - Elton John
This Sole House - Shakin’ Stevens
Lace Oddity - David Bowie
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 10, 2017
You left out Nancy Sinatra's song about boots that are made for walking.
And Paul Simon's diamonds on the soles of her shoes\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I_T3XvzPaM
Oh, wait, those aren't puns. Sorry.
I didn't mean to sabot-age this thread.....
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 10, 2017
don't worry Paul - say you had hiccupsand it made you click the wrong thread)
bananas make good slippers and I had 2 flamingos on my feet, they were waders
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 10, 2017
The woman who lived in a shoe was fairly straightlacesd
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