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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 10, 2017
but she had a great tongue on her
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2017
Keeping those kids in line is her sole purpose in life.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 11, 2017
People are panic buying vegetable seeds in the wake of last week's lettuce shortage because of the bad weather in Greece, Italy and Spain.
They think it could just be the tip of the iceberg.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2017
Lettuce hope the crops aren't hurt too badly.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 11, 2017
hording food is a carroteristic feature in many folk
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2017
They should wait dill warmer weather.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 12, 2017
Barman: You know that villain from one of the latest James Bond movie? He was in here yesterday, but behaved so badly I had to kick him out
Regular: Javier Bardem?
Barman: Nah, he can come back once he's sobered up
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
Podiatrists give I-pods to their patients to help them relax listening to their favourite music while they are having treatment done to their feet. Podiatrists tell corny jokes as they remove corns and clip and file their nails, where it was recorded and made it in a video. It was a short film clip.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
Batman bought a fedora. He wanted to be the capped crusader.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
When musical notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 12, 2017
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 12, 2017
[Great puns, Rosa!]
Chief Sitting Bull had been sitting inside all day, planning his next moves. The rest of us were concerned. We didn't know his in-tent-ions.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 12, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 13, 2017
The world's oldest bee is known as Everla Sting
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 14, 2017
Bacon are the flowers of the common pork-u-pine.
Which is very rare.
Unless it's well done.
, I'll get me coat
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 14, 2017
Farmer Green was known as a very mean man. So mean that his artichokes had no hearts.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 14, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 14, 2017
Lettuce hope no one drowned there.
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