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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 1, 2017
It's been said that television is a medium, in the sense that it's neither rare nor well-done.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 1, 2017
if a ghost started to act funny, would it make a spectre'cle of itself
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2017
It's very rare to find a steak this well done by a medium.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2017
After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2017
When I was young, I wanted to study archaeology, but my dad thought it was nothing more than a lot of skullduggery.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2017
The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 3, 2017
Borrowing someone's cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 3, 2017
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 3, 2017
Which animals like to get drunk? It is the Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 3, 2017
Wind farmers look forward to which month? A(u) gust.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 3, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 3, 2017
I looked into the butcher's garbage. It was an offal sight.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 3, 2017
I was skating with a friend when we noticed a cute girl about twenty feet away.
"I think I'll go over and break the ice with her," he said.
Famous last words!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 3, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 3, 2017
I said you skate well girder, she said they don't call me girder ? I replied - but your built like one
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 3, 2017
WhatvFrenchn opera is about a woman who goes to a shoe store?
"Payless and Melisande"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 4, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 4, 2017
She went to Fort Dix expecting a sale on footwear. What she found was boot camp.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 5, 2017
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 5, 2017
she couldn't stand up without falling, she'd skates on HER feet
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