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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2017
Max (Maxine) wore here maxi skirt when she took part in a talent competition and she maximised her musical and creative talents in her magic show after her performance the other acts were a bit of an anti-climax.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 4, 2017
Orange you going to mention marmalade?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 5, 2017
I seed what you mean, apple I'll have a go later
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 5, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 5, 2017
For George White's "Scandals of 1922," W C Fields developed a comedy routine about baseball, but he ended up never using it. This was uncharacteristic for this comedian who never believed in giving a slugger an even break.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 5, 2017
bee side her, who also came ?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 6, 2017
Cows in London travel by train by using the udderground.
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Icy North Posted Mar 6, 2017
Cows on the underground? I started to write them down when I saw them, but lost my notebook. Unfortunately it got into the hands of some angry revolutionaries who started a riot. I'm not saying my notes were responsible for it, but it was certainly a catalyst.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 6, 2017
I saw some bees there, too. Was it the land of milk and honey?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 6, 2017
I couldn't get on the underground, the cows wouldn't moo've over
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 7, 2017
He accused her of putting poison in the coffeemaker. This was grounds for divorce.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 7, 2017
Professional wood polishers, wax lyrical about the benefits of using beeswax as a good way of caring furniture made of wood.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 7, 2017
Things were tuffet first when the Ottoman Empire was getting under way.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 7, 2017
it setee's off during the middle century though
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 7, 2017
But sofa no one has complained.
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Icy North Posted Mar 7, 2017
Today it's a town, but years ago this was Chesterfield.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 8, 2017
That's duvet things work out sometimes.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 8, 2017
Customers at the department store try out the living furniture by lounging around on the lounge furniture. They give a verdict at the end by saying to the sales staff that their furniture is sofa so good.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 8, 2017
The retired mathematician took up carpentry as a hobby. He made a multiplication table, and kept making more of them.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 8, 2017
Did you hear about the holly bush who decided to become an architect?
He was a Blue Prince [blueprints]
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