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Post 21801

Reality Manipulator

Max (Maxine) wore here maxi skirt when she took part in a talent competition and she maximised her musical and creative talents in her magic show after her performance the other acts were a bit of an anti-climax.


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Post 21802

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Orange you going to mention marmalade?


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Post 21803

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I seed what you mean, apple I'll have a go later


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Post 21804

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I would trade a pear of apples for a bottle of cider

smiley - pirate


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Post 21805

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

For George White's "Scandals of 1922," W C Fields developed a comedy routine about baseball, but he ended up never using it. This was uncharacteristic for this comedian who never believed in giving a slugger an even break.


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Post 21806

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

bee side her, who also came ?


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Post 21807

Reality Manipulator

Cows in London travel by train by using the udderground.


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Post 21808

Icy North

Cows on the underground? I started to write them down when I saw them, but lost my notebook. Unfortunately it got into the hands of some angry revolutionaries who started a riot. I'm not saying my notes were responsible for it, but it was certainly a catalyst.


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Post 21809

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I saw some bees there, too. Was it the land of milk and honey?


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Post 21810

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I couldn't get on the underground, the cows wouldn't moo've over


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Post 21811

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

He accused her of putting poison in the coffeemaker. This was grounds for divorce.


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Post 21812

Reality Manipulator

Professional wood polishers, wax lyrical about the benefits of using beeswax as a good way of caring furniture made of wood.


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Post 21813

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Things were tuffet first when the Ottoman Empire was getting under way.


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Post 21814

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it setee's off during the middle century though


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Post 21815

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But sofa no one has complained.


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Post 21816

Icy North

Today it's a town, but years ago this was Chesterfield.


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Post 21817

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

That's duvet things work out sometimes.


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Post 21818

Reality Manipulator

Customers at the department store try out the living furniture by lounging around on the lounge furniture. They give a verdict at the end by saying to the sales staff that their furniture is sofa so good.


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Post 21819

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The retired mathematician took up carpentry as a hobby. He made a multiplication table, and kept making more of them.


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Post 21820

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Did you hear about the holly bush who decided to become an architect?

He was a Blue Prince [blueprints]


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