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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 28, 2017
did you have a seaside order of french fries ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 28, 2017
I played tennis with the ocean, and lost every time because of its wicked surf.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 28, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 28, 2017
Life's a beach and then you die.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 28, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 28, 2017
The witch turned herself into a broom.
I said she looked silly, and she bristled.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 28, 2017
must have called her broomhilda (Brunhilde)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 2, 2017
Sue who is a barrister turned cook is also now a barrista (barista) and a sue chef.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 2, 2017
Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 2, 2017
On the sideboard there was a selection of side dishes with two large jugs of organic sider (cider) which was for a seance party which was a very spirited affair. There was a happy medium and whenever there was a dispute, the ghosts would never take sides during the arguments. The spirits were super neutral and it was quite a spectre-acle (spectacle).
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 2, 2017
I was Chairman of the Board. I set up chairs for the meeting, and I was bored as I sat through it.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 2, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 2, 2017
The Board room was used once every four years. I sawdust when I went in to get it ready for the next meeting.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 2, 2017
max planck didn't turn up
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2017
I moved to Holland with my hamster , but someone put a curse on it. I didn't like having my hamsterdamned.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 3, 2017
The Surf board committee members found the address by the board chairperson to very boaring especially when they chairperson kept on asking members if they are on board to travel abroad to the various international surfing competitions by going aboard a cruise ship.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 3, 2017
I like strawberry jam, but not hampsterjam from Holland
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2017
There are prominent fat-reduction doctors in Holland. Many women go tuliposuction clinics there.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2017
I learned how to make the perfect Hollandaise when I went on holiday to Holland with members of the work's company but even though we dined together we would go dutch when it comes to paying the restaurant bill.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2017
The perfect way of preserving fruit is to always weigh the ingredients before hand and put them in bowls ready for the time when you need to use them. Then when you are ready to start making fruit preserves and conserves, you will have the ingredients ready. This will be less time consuming and you will not get in a pickle or get yourself in a sticky situation when putting the fruit into the pan and won't be a jarring experience. When the fruit mixture is ready you can put them into the sterilised jars and then you will have time to go on a jamming session with your friends.
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