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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 4, 2016
I bet there are all sots of men in the crew.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 4, 2016
Some of the sailors would like to play cards, but the captain is standing on the deck.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 4, 2016
As the enemy ship drew near, the captain told his marksmen to shoot to keel.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 4, 2016
Sometimes the captain of the fishing boat was stand off fish. When he went on shore, he was sell fish.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
Politicians like tall buildings because they seek high offices.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day. One whispered to the other 'I mist you'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
My two uncles bet who would get married first. Then one upped the ante.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck. It was no big deal.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 5, 2016
Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 5, 2016
I've got a quay to let the boat out, because it was landlocked
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 5, 2016
That a piers to have been successful.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 6, 2016
A pierce or not a pierce - that's the existential question of every balloon 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 6, 2016
Is Rachmaninoff to get in the ring for three rounds?
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