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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 11, 2016
Espresso yourself by getting away from the daily grind with a cup of coffee made from the finest ground coffee. It will help you when you have a latte on your mind.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 11, 2016
At the wedding, the bride Bridie had pastries which included Bridie pastries and Eccles cakes for her wedding breakfast and did not give a fig about other people's opinions.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 11, 2016
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 11, 2016
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Why did ther fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
Our History teacher Ms Field had a field day explaining the history of the Hopping Funfair whenever she takes us to the Town Moor in Newcastle for the Newcastle Hoppings Funfair. We will be on the hop all day visiting and tried not to get hopping mad when we had to wait to get on the rides. We had to hop to it when Ms Field asked us questions about the origin of the Hoppings Funfair.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
What advice does a farmer follow when choosing a tractor? "If it fields good, do it."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
I spied a spider on my I-pad when I was on the internet looking for information and images of Spider woman (Jessica Drew) in her webbed costume.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
You decide what kind of light bulbs to buy by a process of illumination.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don't speak Gale-ic!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
Even intermitten precipitation can soak through your clothes.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never should have crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 12, 2016
The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. He has to be treated deferentially because he came from good breading which gave him unique kneads.
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